Directions:

1.Starting from anywhere in UK, get in your car.
2.Get to Heathrow Airport.
3.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
4.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
5.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International
ParkwaySouth" - follow for 0.2 miles.
6.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - followfor 0.3 miles
7.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North
AirportExit" - follow for 2.9 miles
8.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for29.2 miles
9.Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles
10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles
11.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for104.0 miles
12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles
13.Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
14.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for7.8 miles
15.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles
16.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for1.7 miles
17.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles
18.Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"

Now everyone stop singing the fucking song as we have all had enough.